Years ago, I had an obsession of collecting every issues of the Gila-Gila magazines. A certain amount of my pocket money was put aside in order to purchase the biweekly (was it monthly?) humor magazines. And I would kicked myself when the magazines were sold out at the usual mamak store that I needed to desperately went from one store to another to find the issue. One corner of my bedroom was reserved for the magazines and I obsessively arranged the magazines according to its issue number. I remembered how I was pissed off
when I found out somebody messed up with the arrangement during one of my routine spot checks. Geezz...
obsessive compulsive sungguh. Almost Adrian Monk-like characteristic.
Anyhow, over the years, priorities changed. I stopped collecting the magazines but still enjoyed reading the magazine when I had the chance.
Some of the interesting elements in the magazine:
Philosophical view or saying called Falsampah Gila-Gila, such as these:
"Membetulkan yang tak betul itu adalah betul, membetulkan yang betul itu adalah tak betul." (lots of people are guilty of membetulkan yang betul kann?
)
"Biar duduk kerana penat, jangan penat kerana duduk." (ooo.. I like this one...
)
Q and A column with the Professor Serba Tau (PST). Wacky questions can be asked here and of course, expect even wackier answers
. Examples:
Q: Laki saya malas kerja. Asyik tidur baring aje. Saya terpaksa kerja. Apa patut saya buat?
A: Hantar kat zoo.
Q: Apa pandangan PST bila kita jadi negara berpendapatan tinggi nanti?
A: Akan ramai yang hidung tinggi, suara tinggi, cakap tinggi, hutang tinggi, obes tinggi...
Q: Ngapa lelaki sekarang suka kahwin dengan orang luar.
A: Luar biasa pak!
Q: Saya berangan nak beli dan hidup di sebuah pulau tetapi tak mampu, cam mana nak buat?
A: Jadikan diri anda dipulaukan, tak payah ada duit.
For as long as I can remember, the last page of the magazine is always reserved for the cool Lipat-Lepat corner
. Such as this one.
And another attraction of the magazine is the tiny cartoons randomly drawn and scattered on the pages of the magazine. The magazine is just like a meal of white rice and condiments of all sorts. Vege, meat, chicken and what nots plus sambal belacan. Kartun kecik tu mcm sambal belacan la... Boleh?